if it doesn't rock, it's cock.

wearing our 'arts on our sleeves

the law

Founder of alternativedj.com a "mobile disco" service for people who hate mobile discos, he once played Ace of Spades at a wedding to a mixture of delight and astonishment. He is still searching for that elusive Nash the Slash LP Children of the Night. He had it once but now it's gone. Just like his complete set of Star Wars bubblegum cards.

During the 1980's he was a Futurist (NOT a New Romantic) and affected the asymmetric hairstyle of Phil Oakey (lead singer of The Human League) by giving himself an enormous side parting. Whilst embracing all things electric he still has a soft spot for all things synthetic and is as likely to play BYOB by System of a Down as he is Cars by Gary Numan.

His "Guilty Pleasure" is Jolene by Dolly Parton.

DO ASK FOR:

KILLING IN THE NAME OF       RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
ECHO BEACH                        MARTHA AND THE MUFFINS
MUNICH                               EDITORS

DON'T ASK FOR:

LIVIN' ON A PRAYER            BON JOVI

thirteen

Came to the conclusion that his favourite music was being systematically destroyed by The Darkness and whiny American punk-pop bands. Then he realised that his favourite music was also being resurrected by, er The Darkness and whiny punk-pop. This state of confusion led him on the Path of Righteousness: to play the real deal and nothing but the real deal.

During the early 80's it was old school metal. By the late 80's it was cowboy boots and bottles of Thunderbird. In the 90's all that remained was worshipping massive guitars, strong hooks and The Ramones. His philosophy? Sonically it is possible to get from The Smiths to Motorhead. You just have to pick the right path.

His "Guilty Pleasure" is Save a Prayer by Duran Duran.

DO ASK FOR:

SOULSELLER         THE HELLACOPTERS
LOOSE                  THE STOOGES
LA GRANGE           ZZ TOP

DON'T ASK FOR:

ANYTHING            BY QUEEN